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  Every so often (but not too often, thankfully) someone sends me a weird e-mail. You know the kind.. undecypherable, unintelligable, or just plain rude. I'm not talking of well-worded complaints, suggestions, or the odd inquiry.

For those who click 'send' first, and do their thinking later, this page was added. (And much for your amusement, too.)
 
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23/05/2004
  From: (neoshine2@hotmail.com)
Subject: -

HOW DARE YOU PUT THAT PICTURE OF DARK MAGICIAN GIRL ON PAGE NINE?! 31K?! BECAUSE OF THAT PICTURE, THOSE PERVERTED SCEENS, AND ALL THE HENTAI YOUR SITE IS A DISGRACE TO DARK MAGICIN GIRL!! EVERYONE SAYS SO!! GET RID OF IT OR I'LL HUNT YOU DOWN!!

The picture in question kinda makes me wonder... what is so bad about this? Anyway, don't like the hentai, don't visit the section that is clearly marked as such. Don't presume to make a choice for other people. Everyone says so, you know. ;)
 
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22/07/2002
  From: Gregory A Bertrand (greg@managetek.com)
Subject: pictures

Can you send me a pictures of you eating a mouse

It's been quiet for a while, but look! I personally don't eat mice, but maybe you know people that do..
 
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20/01/2002
  From: Cesar Flores (cesarflores@shaw.ca)
Subject: U MAKE ME "PUKE"

U uhhh...hmm...hmmm...h,mm....oh yeah U SICK BASETARD DBZ on YOUR WEB SITE?!

I guess he likes DBZ even less than I do! How sweet to send a mail showing his support. :)
 
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08/10/2001
  From: Madhadder649 (Madhadder649@aol.com)
Subject: One question!

This site is nice but do you got a pic. of a babes nice ass?

What kind of a question is that? o_O
 
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08/10/2001
  From: Melvin Pierre (MelvinPierre@aol.com)
Subject: Chun Li Crushers

Chun Li, has it ever occured to you that maybe some of those artists have crushes on you? Is that a reason to get pissy?

The first repeat offender.. ? (Check the Ode to Aisha below.. :)
 
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23/09/2001
  From: Melvin Pierre (MelvinPierre@aol.com)
Subject: Secret Crush

I love you, Aisha. Since I saw the episode "Beast girl, ready to pounce". Would you fall in love with a human?

It's sweet, in a 'not quite in touch with reality' kind of way. Sending loveletters to fictional characters?
 
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17/09/2001
  From: Collins Family(cospain@yahoo.com)
Subject: pics

i like to see some hentai of mikly from shock tropper please and rog from power stone and isbaella from super don quitoxte laser disc arcade game and lona from begabattle all so goood luck

Another classic for the textbooks. :D Notice how there seems to be a trend for 'pics' as e-mail headers?
 
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26/08/2001
  From: No name given. Probably doesn't know how.. (ROBINZPLACE@aol.com)
Subject: pics

i think you should have a little bit mor sexuality in the pics

.. I have no idea how to reply to this.
 
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26/08/2001
  From: "Ross Maddux" (rossmaddux@weezer.org)
Subject: you left someone out

first of all I don't think leaving out Rei Ayanami was cool at all. Asuka was about as interesting as Yuffie. Rei had a personality other than loud whore.

also Melfina from Outlaw Star was neglected. I found her the most attractive of the characters in the show and of almost all of anime. I do have some pics/doujinshi so I know they exist. So what's up with leaving her out?

So, he likes Rei and doesn't like Asuka, which is fair enough. I don't think I have any obligation to make the site reflect his personal preferences, though.. And comparing Asuke to Yuffie isn't going to help his position either. I have nothing against Melfina, and who knows, maybe she'll appear at some time. >_< .. for the record, a personality of a loud whore is better than no personality at all. :D
 
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31/07/2001
  From: "Aaron Keller" (thrillkill666@earthlink.net)
Subject: Censoring

Where do you get your hentai? HEN-TAI meaning COOL-SHIT, you should look more carefully for "UN-CENSORED" hentai instead of pixalized teasers that piss people off! I found a shit load of UN-CENSORED hentai on the net! Can you maybe look a little harder to keep you on my favorites list?

This is a in most aspects a standard `Don't censor!` rant -- every so often one of them is send by people who apparantly never bothered to read the FREQ-UENTLY ASK-ED QUEST-IONS page. If he did, he'd have had an answer already. I don't reply to mails such as these -- and I really couldn't care less if he has the site on his list of favorites.. :)